God doesn't like ugly!

Perhaps it's my quirky sense of humor, or maybe I really do walk on thin ice...but I caught a cold! It's my own doing. I made the Common Cold out to be a piece of shit ! He really didn't call his cousins "pussies." I made it all up to make my article more enticing. I retract! I am sorry! Please!!!!!! Leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! achoo! snort! sniff!