My Dearest Friend Holly
Not to ever be out-done in the Idiot Girl Way, Holly set out on a journey. This journey was one she had taken many, many times. Being told that ther may be an easier, softer way, Holly took the road less traveled.
At a crossroads, she called the queen of the Idiot Girls. The Queen was given only minimal information. Given that information, told Holly to go left.
Holly ended up on Powder Mill Road, not Moonlit Court. It took the Idiot and her queen some time to get Holly back on 83 south.
The Queen had some solemn words of wisdom for our IG:"Just come the way you know...and don't ever listen to BRAD again!!!!!"
11 comments:
oh yeah... blame brad! poor brad, forever the fall guy!
hey he did it!!! but she got her becuz i can find my way out of a paper bag (or bfe)
if we keep this up, the idiot men are going to unite.... oh shit, i just gave away the idea... well, maybe they won't read this.... let us pray...
shhh! we need to let them think they are the superior sex!!
well after some careful thought and prayer, i decided it doesn't matter. they could certainly not compete with us. we take the cake on uniting, so it would be a futile effort.
agreed!
oh yeah... wait... of course they are superior... what in the world was i thinkin?!?!
somebody should put me in my place!
you will be saved in the idiot revolution!
whew
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