Sunday, March 05, 2006

Expanding Your Horizons

I have decided to post a new vocabulary word everyday. This is not just for fun, but there are some words that I am not sure I am using correctly. Prosaic: To be obvious and unimaginitive. Defenesrtate: To throw someone or something out a window. Efficacy:powerful enough to produce desired results. Curpin: A bird's asshole (and i am NOT making it up!!!) Today's word: Merkin. This is so scary, I don't have words!

18 comments:

CastleBear said...

hmmm... let me see... how about this for a fur instance > It's OBVIOUS that only a dumb blonde would be so prosaic as to post her birthday as her pin #!

mamao4 said...

very good! one BIG gold star for you!

my so called happy place said...

screw the star... gimme a cookie!!

mamao4 said...

how about a cinnamon bun????

CastleBear said...

i'm with freakychica4...screw the star... cough up the cinny buns and 'mokes girlfriend!

my so called happy place said...

or perhaps a dove candy with some seldom heard words of wisdom that we will base our whole lives on because we have nothing better to do? i'm in!!!

CastleBear said...

OMIGOD... is difinicating anything like "misunderestimating"???

CastleBear said...

P.S. some recent Dove fortunes are: Discover yourself...Decorate your Life...Naughty can be nice... WORKS FOR ME!!!

CastleBear said...

And, my fav Dove-ism... Go against the grain! Oh yeah! ;)

mamao4 said...

momma bear needs ritalin!!!

CastleBear said...

hmmm... my man webster never heard of difinicate and thinks mayhap you may have wanted to defenestrate but is oh so glad you counted to 10... or was it 10-to-the-nth! ;)

my so called happy place said...

my fav dove word of advice is still follow your instincts

mamao4 said...

ok, so i fucked up...it's what i meant that counts!

my so called happy place said...

are we talking about a mongrel dog or contemptible person? ah well, i suppose it doesn't matter.

mamao4 said...

not bad, but not right...

my so called happy place said...

well i looked it up and the closest match i could find to that spelling was cur pin not curpin. so, enlighten me

CastleBear said...

do i have curpin?...would i know it if i had one?...i don't think i have a curpin...but maybe i'm just in denial...oh, damn...now i'm scared!

mamao4 said...

the suspense builds...i learned this one from balderdash!!! and no, it's not cur pin it is curpin. you're gonna "shit" when you read the def tomorrow!