Omama Cleanaloten Declares Jihad!
By Christen HittieAround 1 pm today, Omama Cleanaloten declared jihad on the residence of Blackberry Hill. No one in the spacious home was spared.
Casualties included dust bunnies, scuff marks and an occasional pile of dried-up poopie. Inhabitants complained loudly, some stomped their feet and, in some cases, used delay tactics. Omama was firm on her resolve to get the job done, “We are fighting a war of grime against our
humanity! Everyone here is, in some part, at fault, I have called on all to fight this war beside me. By lifting our brooms and magic erase pads, we are sending a message to the outside world. That message is: We are not pigs!”
Earlier, some were calling on Secretary of the Household Defense, Bradley Imofftothefield, for help. Secretary Imofftothefield was not available for comment. His office only stated he was busy cleaning. Sources say he is afraid of Omama Cleanaloten and hides when she declares jihad.
8 comments:
wow, first the sugar then the jihad... you go girl!
yeah...i told them things are gonna be quite different come january. so they had best get used to the weekly jihad!
sounds like a hormonal fit to me!
nope! i just get tired of hteir "mom'll do it" attitude!
i ain't gonna be around so much when i start school.
sounds like the warrior woman in you mounted her horse and drew her sword... yay!!!!
that, and i did get my period this morning!
hehehe!
an unbeatable combo!
i KNEW it!! a familiar pattern!
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