Everybody is gathered around Ike and the Doctor in a big circle with wide eyed anticipation. KYLE It's okay, Ike. I'm here. DOCTOR SCHWARTZ And a one, and a two and a... BRIS! SNIP! IKE ABA BABA!! Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny all pass out. The small crowd does a cocktail clap and then immediately starts dispersing and conversing. Ike hobbles over to Kyle. IKE Baba ama mama. Kyle wakes up. KYLE Ike... You're okay. The boys all get up. STAN Wow, dude. I guess having a Bris isn't all that bad. KYLE Yeah, you know I've learned something today. Family isn't about who's blood you have. It's about who you care about. STAN Yeah. KYLE And that's why I feel like you guys are more than just friends. You're my family. Everybody smiles and starts to wonder off. KYLE Except for Cartman. STAN Naturally. CARTMAN Screw you guys! I don't WANT to be in your penis chopping family anyway!
5 comments:
omigoodgod... what in heaven's name was THAT all about!
a bris! ike's wee wee is coming off!
it's so obvious he was Canadian...he looks like a trash can! Thanks for that one!
blame canada!!!lol!
...and because you need to know how it goes...
Everybody is gathered around Ike and the Doctor in a big
circle with wide eyed anticipation.
KYLE
It's okay, Ike. I'm here.
DOCTOR SCHWARTZ
And a one, and a two and a... BRIS!
SNIP!
IKE
ABA BABA!!
Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny all pass out.
The small crowd does a cocktail clap and then immediately
starts dispersing and conversing.
Ike hobbles over to Kyle.
IKE
Baba ama mama.
Kyle wakes up.
KYLE
Ike... You're okay.
The boys all get up.
STAN
Wow, dude. I guess having a Bris isn't
all that bad.
KYLE
Yeah, you know I've learned something
today. Family isn't about who's blood you
have. It's about who you care about.
STAN
Yeah.
KYLE
And that's why I feel like you guys are
more than just friends. You're my family.
Everybody smiles and starts to wonder off.
KYLE
Except for Cartman.
STAN
Naturally.
CARTMAN
Screw you guys! I don't WANT to be in
your penis chopping family anyway!
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