Update on my personal Bedlam!

Well, it seems my crazy mother has recently earned her medical degree! Wow! And in only 1 short year!
She called my brother on his birthday to tell him I have bipolar disorder. It seems that there cannot be anything wrong with HER, so it must be ME!!! So I did a little searching and found the information below.
I guess she is wrong once again. If I truly had bipolar disorder, then my Concerta (extended release Ritalin) would actually put me into a complete and never-ending manic state!
Wonder what she'll think of next? Maybe I am histrionic or perhaps sociopathic! How about compulsive liar?