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False Doctor Held For Giving Free Breast ExamsApril 20, 2006 2:55 p.m. EST
Shaveta Bansal - All Headline News Contributor
Miami, FL (AHN) - A 76-year-old man, who claimed to be a doctor went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering free breast exams, was charged with sexually assaulting two women who accepted the offer, police said on Thursday.
One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting an alleged genital exam without putting on rubber gloves, investigators said.
The woman then phoned the Broward County Sheriff's Office and the suspect fled. He was arrested at another woman's apartment in the same Lauderdale Lakes neighborhood on Wednesday, a sheriff's spokesman said.
According to Reuters, the white-haired suspect, Philip Winikoff, carried a black bag and claimed to be visiting on behalf of a local hospital.
Winikoff was not a doctor, sheriff's spokesman Hugh Graf said. He worked as a shuttle driver for an auto dealership.