True Value Plus in Shrewsbury Offers New Line for Women
Beginning in March, the owners of True Value in Shrewsbury will offer an exciting new line of tools for women. "We need to fill the gender gap," said the owner. "My wife uses her teeth as scissors, but we are having a hard time locating denture fittings cheap enough." Along with these fancy, female-friendly tools, True Value will as be offering entire rows dedicated to "doo-hickies" and "those thing-a-ma-bobs." "We get loads of requests for these items. Just trying to offer the best for our customers!"
6 comments:
just means we're innovative!
got that rite...seriously, tho..he does get a lot of requests for doo-hickies.
WELLL! I never! and I do mean NEVER used my Good Witch Glenda slippers for a hammer! Every woman worth her salt knows that what a small saucepan is for! I have however, used tableknives for screwdrivers and such.
well, it's a shoe from the70's, so i think that's what i use. finding denture fittings are the next step! hehehe
they're in the whatchahoosie bin
right next to the thingamabobs
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