Samisms

"samisms" mom, i think slippers has that thing boots had, you know, that "warmth" thing. The cat was in "heat." looking at a jackalope in a restaurant, sam said, "who had THAT party?"The older girls were talking about weed on day. Sam, who is quite naive at times said, "What the heck are you talking about? What is weed?" Lauren answered her, "Well, it ain't the stuff growning in the yard!!"In sectionals, sami handed her teacher the "Saving Grace" lotion (part of the Wash Your Sins Away collection.) After reading the instructions (bow head, engage pump...reflect on sin damage...remove cap, etc.) Her teacher asked,"Where do you get something like that?" To which sami replied, "oh, my house." The dog was farting in the car. I said my dogs don't fart, they FOOF! and sami said,"fine! it's the onomatopoeia fart!""Hey, mom... when you quit smoking, isn't it called"cold chicken?"" "No, cold turkey.." "OH, I knew it was some kind of poultry!"