The Real Truth About Cats and Dogs!!

Subject: To be Six again!!A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. I'd like tobe six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning ofher Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, andthen took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on everyride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hour later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomachfelt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered hera Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to amovie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smileand lovingly asked, Well Dear, what was it like being six again?? Her eyesslowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. I meant my dresssize, you dumb ass! The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.