News of the Really Weird
dateline: Wrightsville, PA, last Tuesday.
Prompted by strange sounds outside his home, a Wrightsvillle man looked out onto his front pronch. What he saw was disturbing. There was a naked man, in 20 degree weather, wacking his weinie.
The homeowner immediately called the police, but the mysterious masterbater had left the premisis. The police could not find the so-called "palm-pilot." Nor was there any "trace of evidence."
People in the Wrightsville area are asked to lock there doors and be on the look-out for anyone acting "sexually auspicious."
3 comments:
Bet it was Dubya!
hmmm i think his double was in india at the time! lock your doors!
oh yeah... i forgot about the new deli he wanted to check out for a roast beef sammich... they make the best roast beastie in india dontcha know
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