Wednesday, March 15, 2006

I can't take it any longer!!!!


Several hours after activation, you may desire to shut down your teenaged daughter. There is no way to do this. Teenaged daughters require one of two levels of maintenance: "High," and "Ultra High." Your daughter is "Ultra High." This means that whatever you do won't be enough and whatever you try won't work.

5 comments:

CastleBear said...

Chill, girlfriend ... today's teenage daughter is tomorrow's mother ... revenge is sweeet

my so called happy place said...

have you tried vacuuming? i think that was my mom's sweet revenge =)

mamao4 said...

i have thought about buying a retro-active birth control device!!!!

my so called happy place said...

hmm... i'm going to take a stab in the dark here and assume you are implying homicidal thoughts. i feel a consultation with dove karma is in order. please consult buddha at momma bear's before doing anything drastic ;-)

CastleBear said...

excellent advice freaky!!!