Guess Whose Boogers I See??

This was soo disturbing, I haad to publish it. I have cropped the photo to protect the innocent. Can you guess who belongs to these nostrils ?

This is SO NOT FUNNY!

This beautiful little boy showed up for dinner last night at my house. Not surprisingly, while Momma and Pappa Bear were there, too. Poor little pumpkin has been well cared for up to this point, by seems to think we are a better family for him. I can hear Momma laughing all the way down here! They named him. Senior Pantalones. Christ help me! I found this morning on the wood pile and he was so sweet and soo hungry, I just couldn't help myself.

TTYL!

Family and I are off to see brother for the day! I will post you all later! Have a great day! Love You Momma and Freaky!

Recipe for the Day

Sugar-free Apple Pie
5 or 6 Granny Smiths
1 cup (or a little less) of Splenda
Cinnamon to your taste
A little nutmeg
2 tbsp+1tsp flour
2 tbsp of butter
Crust

Mix dry ingredients and add to sliced apples. Coat well. Add ½ apple mixture to crust. Dot with 1 tbsp butter. Add other ½. Dot with butter. Cover with crust. Bake at 400 for about 40 minutes or until done. (not burned!!:o))

Bush-Wear

Bush-Wear is now available. Don't misunderestimate this opportunity to show your support for "Dubya!"

Now Playing at Mommahittie's...

It's the Greenies, I Swear!!!!

Momma Bear Strikes!

During a recent golf game, Mr. Bush experienced the full wrath of an angry Momma Bear. When interviewed later, Momma Bear commented, "He just pisses me off!"

To Momma Bear and Her Buddha Boy

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. --Buddha With my love and prayers on journey today!

I know this really isn't funny, but...

I laughed anyway!!!

My Dear Friend, This is a Mullet!!

MMMM! Sexy!

Meet the First Women

Aaahh..The lovely Georgia Bush and Dixie Cheney. These two ladies are fighting to take women back to earlier, softer times. When men were men. And women were objects. When men made the rules, and women followed them. Ahh, back to the good old days! Hey! Perhaps may be then, they'll get laid

Now, it's my turn

need some advice here... I am feeling really "uninspired" with my volunteer position on a board that I am on. I am dreading the project I started and the people it involves. I love working with the kids and for the kids, but the grown-ups are starting to ruin the whole affair for me. So my question is, do you think it's ok for me to resign after this project is over? It can continue on without me, but it maybe shaky. Brad really wants me out of it. So he gets points for his opinion. I am conflicted because I worry about the future of this project. Some advice, PLEASE!

Dorothy and Toto Reunite in my Kitchen!

Get out your Ruby slippers!!!! Shannon is back in town!!! Yeah!!! She has joined Mamao4 for lunch and transportation. Kansas never looked so good!

What Every Mother Wants For Her Child's Wedding!

When I go to plan my daughter's wedding, I want ot use their consultant!

Separated at Birth?

You decide!

Who are these women and What have they been up to???

Give me your first impression....

Why My Mornings Suck

I live in an ADHD world. Brian and I are both diagnosed with it. Mornings suck for me anyway, but having to get maestro up and pumpin' just sucks. He plays is xd, he eats like a snail, he pets the dogs, he chatters incesantly. Right now, he's banging around in his bedroom, and I am fuming. We have 10 minutes to get to school. What's the penalty for infanicide and would I get off by "reason of insanity?"

News of the Really Weird

dateline: Wrightsville, PA, last Tuesday.
Prompted by strange sounds outside his home, a Wrightsvillle man looked out onto his front pronch. What he saw was disturbing. There was a naked man, in 20 degree weather, wacking his weinie.
The homeowner immediately called the police, but the mysterious masterbater had left the premisis. The police could not find the so-called "palm-pilot." Nor was there any "trace of evidence."
People in the Wrightsville area are asked to lock there doors and be on the look-out for anyone acting "sexually auspicious."

From the Home of the Peri-menopausal

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man
has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in
the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff........And my favorite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect